Okay, raise your hand if your dorm room currently looks like a tornado hit a Target. Yeah, me too. Or, well, that was me a few years back. I still have nightmares about trying to shove a futon into my mom’s Honda Civic.
Here’s the thing they don’t tell you at orientation: figuring out where your stuff goes for the summer is almost harder than finals. You can’t take it all home, and let’s be honest, your parents’ garage is already a black hole for childhood memorabilia. That “temporary” pile from last summer? It’s now a permanent dusty monument.
So let’s cut through the stress. You need a system, but not a complicated one. Just a smart one.
The Emotional Detox (a.k.a. Getting Real About Your Stuff)
Before you touch a single box, do this. Set aside one brutal afternoon. Put on some good music, and take everything out. I mean it. Every drawer, every shelf, the stuff under the bed.
Now, sort it into three piles:
- The “Hell Yes” Pile: This is the stuff you actually used this year. Your favorite blanket, the coffee maker that saved your 8 AMs, the textbooks for your major you’ll need again.
- The “Goodbye” Pile: Be merciless. That free t-shirt from the club you never went to? The “maybe I’ll wear this” jacket that still has tags? The beaten-up notebooks from last semester’s gen-ed? Donate it, sell it, or trash it. Free yourself.
- The “…Maybe?” Pile: This is the danger zone. Limit yourself to one small box for this pile. Nostalgic items only. That one weird art project? Fine. The rest? See pile #2.
This step sucks, but it’s the most important. It turns a mountain of stuff into a manageable hill. It also saves you money, because you’ll need a way smaller storage space.
Packing: How to Not Hate Yourself in August
Garbage bags are for garbage. Not for your clothes. If you pack your life into black bags, you are gifting August-you a sad, wrinkled, chaotic mess.
Here’s what you actually do:
- Scrounge for boxes: Liquor stores have the best, sturdiest small boxes for books. Bookstores too. Grocery stores for bigger ones. Just ask nicely.
- Label like a maniac: Write on at least TWO sides of the box. “KITCHEN – Plates & Mugs.” “WINTER – Sweaters & Boots.” “DESK STUFF – Supplies, IMPORTANT FOLDER ON TOP.” You will bow down to your past self’s wisdom.
- Turn your furniture into storage: That dresser? Don’t empty it! Leave your clothes in the drawers. Wrap the whole thing in a bed sheet or a cheap plastic wrap from the moving store. Same with your desk drawers. You just saved yourself five boxes.
- Ziploc bags are magic: For all the little things—cords, chargers, that bag of miscellaneous screws from your bed frame—seal them in a bag and tape it to the item it belongs to.
Finding a Place for It All: The Storage Unit Talk
Now, the big question. Where does it all go?
Sure, Uncle Bob’s shed is free. But have you been in Uncle Bob’s shed? It smells like wet lawnmower and regret. Your stuff deserves better.
When you’re looking at real storage units, you’re really looking for three things:
- The Right Size: A 5×5 unit (about the size of a walk-in closet) fits a shocking amount. A dorm room’s worth, easily. A 5×10 if you’ve got a small apartment’s furniture. Don’t overpay for space you don’t need.
- Climate Control: This isn’t a luxury; it’s insurance. Summer in a metal unit gets oven-hot. Humidity warps wood, melts glue, and ruins anything you care about. If you have electronics, nice furniture, or even just important papers, get climate control. Just do it.
- Access on Your Terms: You’re home for break and suddenly need your surfboard or that specific textbook. Can you get to your stuff at 2 PM on a Tuesday? Check the gate hours.
I’ll be straight with you—this is the problem we wanted to solve. Our units are clean, secure, and simple. No weird contracts, no mystery fees. You get a lock, a code, and a place to stash your life for a few months so you can actually enjoy your summer. It’s one less massive headache.
The Grand Finale: Loading the Unit Like a Game of Tetris
This is the final boss level. Do it right, and move-in is a breeze.
- Big & heavy in the back. Dresser, desk, mattress—against the far wall.
- Create an aisle. Leave a skinny path down the middle. You’ll need it to get to the box labeled “FALL SEMESTER – OPEN FIRST” that you wisely placed at the very back.
- Stack boxes to the ceiling. Heavy ones on the bottom, light ones (like linens and pillows) on top.
- One last pro move: Take a picture of the loaded unit with the door open. In August, when you can’t remember where you put your favorite lamp, you can zoom in on the photo instead of tearing everything apart.
And then… you lock the door. And you feel it. The weight lifts. Your stuff is safe, organized, and not in your way.
That’s the whole goal, right? To actually be on break. To work your summer job, travel, or just lounge at home without a room full of college clutter haunting you. You’ve handled it. You’ve adulted (in a very smart, cost-effective way).
When you roll up in August, maybe a little sun-tanned and not quite ready for classes, you’ll walk into that unit, grab exactly what you need, and be set up in your new place before your friends have even started unpacking their parents’ car.
That’s the win. Now go finish those finals. You’ve got a summer to get to. And if you need a clean, simple spot to park your gear while you’re gone, we’re here. We’ve been where you are.














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